Metalocalypse, Season 1

Toki:
I'm telling you he's crazy.

Murderface:
How could you say something like that? He's a genius.

Nathan:
Alright, this is getting completely out of control. Twinkletits thinks he's in our band. I think we gotta fire 'em.

Toki:
Wait, we can do that?

Nathan:
Yeah. I just found out we can fire anybody we employ.

Skiwsgaar:
Can we's fires ourselves?

Nathan:
Yeah, no, I... I found that out too.

Pickles:
Can we give ourselves a raise?

Nathan:
Yeah, I mean I think so. Don't quote me on that, but I think we can.

Pickles:
Oh, dude, then I, you know I give myself a raise right now.

Skiwsgaar:
Ja, I give me a raise too.

Toki:
I give myself a solid gold telephone.

Murderface:
I give myself a bunch of boats. Wit' a bunch of... Vietnamese people on 'em... on fire.

Pickles:
Dudes. I just thought about something. If we fire Twinkletits, then we ain't gonna see no more banana stickers.