Metalocalypse, Season 1

Ofdensen:
I'm sorry, who is that fat kid?

Nathan:
Don't play dumb, you know who that is.

Ofdensen:
I have no idea who that is. Who the hell is that?

Pickles:
Uh, hello, that's our son.

Murderface:
Yeah, we adopted him, for charity?

Ofdensen:
I'm sorry, how is that charity?

Nathan:
Then we are his foster fathers. What do you mean? That's for charity, right?

Ofdensen:
No Nathan, that's not donating money to organizations. That's... that doesn't help our tax situation.

Nathan:
Seriously?

Ofdensen:
Yeah. Can you give him back?

Nathan:
Hey that's a crappy thing to say but no, I don't think we can. We tried.

Ofdensen:
Well, let's talk about the big show. You guys are performing at the United Celebrities of the World Foundation with the London Philharmonic, kind of a big deal, London Philharmonic, blah blah.