Metalocalypse, Season 1

Toki Wartooth:
Oh, cool, yous gots a new shipment of custom guitar!

Skwisgaar:
Yeah, dis is uh, some designs I'm messings arounds with, uh... dis one is, um, is Swiss Army-tar. Is good guitar for a camping trip, s'got toothpick.

Pickles the Drummer:
Yeah, good tone, what's that one right' theere?

Skwisgaar:
Uhh, is just an ant farm-itar. They, stills workings on it.

William Murderface:
Nice! I'd like to stand on that thing.

Pickles:
Yeah, I'd stand on that.

Skwisgaar:
Yah, an' this is the Gibson Excalib-itar, you know, and here's my... guitar made from the wood of Christ's cross.

Murderface:
Awww, get ready for a billion e-mails. Here comes the offended religious weirdos.

Skwisgaar:
What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?