Metalocalypse, Season 1

[William Murderface's "Murderknobs" commercial.]

Murderface:
[voice-over] Over a million babies and ladies die every hemisecond. That's why I use Murder Knobs.

[spoken] Doorknobs for a new world.

[Pickles the Drummer's "Pickle's Nickels" commercial.]

Pickles:
[voice-over] I'm Pickles the Drummer. And our country's experiencing a horrible problem - nobody is using nickels. Use nickels.

[spoken] Nickels is money too, guys.

Voice-over:
Paid for in nickels by the US Department of Treasury.

[Nathan Explosion's "Explosion Sauce" commercial.]

Nathan:
[voice-over] I guess I've always hated my father. Explosion Sauce changed that.

[spoken] Explosion Sauce - it's good on its own.

[Toki Wartooth's "Willard Wonka Candy" commercial.]

Toki Wartooth:
[voice-over] I Toki. I slips in and out of diabetic coma. They should makes insulin-flavored candy. Whatever.

[spoken] Candy:
tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.