Metalocalypse, Season 1

William Murderface:
Check it out, losers. Direct your attention to my crotch. See it?

[Murderface displays his purchase, a sharp and lethal-looking codpiece.]

Murderface:
Feel it, envy it.

Pickles:
That is something else!

Murderface:
Best purchase ever. It's not a big deal; it's just totally diamond-encrusted and titanium-based...

Toki:
Oh, whats a coincidence! I gots a real cool codpiece too!

[Toki turns on a bright green strap-on vibrator and stands up to display it.]

Murderface:
Uh, that's a dildo? A strap-on dildo?

Toki:
Aww, screw you all off! My codpiece is the coolest!