Metalocalypse, Season 1

Johnson:
Now Skwisgaar, let's talk about blues guitar.

Skwisgaar:
I only plays metal. Its embarrass for us to even has this grandpas guitars.

Johnson:
That's because you don't know how to make the bluuues sound! Why don't you try to play this?

[Johnson plays a blues rhythm. Toki and Skwisgaar play nothing close to the rhythm previously played.]

Johnson:
That's close... one more time, try to play this!

[He plays a different blues sound, Skwisgaar and Toki play it wrong again.]

Skwisgaar:
We can'ts not plays fast, uh, physically.

Toki:
Yeah, it's hards!

Johnson:
Alright, let's try somethin' else.

[Toki and Skwisgaar get cinder blocks tied to their wrists, making them play slower, after a little playing, their wrists make a sudden movement causing the blocks to swing, and Toki gets hit in the balls.]

Toki:
Oh, I gots the hit in the balls with the train cinder block, right in the balls oh... [keeps complaining in background]