Metalocalypse, Season 1

Charles Ofdensen:
So, you've been cordially invited to host at the United States Pornography Awards...

[The bands, except Nathan, cheers.]

Ofdensen:
Not the uh, most distinguished event, I advise we pass. Moving on, we have a -

Skwisgaar Skwigelf:
F*** that, I'm going.

Pickles:
Yeah, what are you, a eunuch? Sign us up!

Ofdensen:
They're not paying you, and you'd lose money.

Toki Wartooth:
So, f*** that, I pay them for this! I just wants to make out withs thems beautiful goils...

Ofdensen:
Well, uh... financially speaking, you -

Murderface:
Hey, listen, eh, "Mr. Numbers", uh, sometimes you gotta just do something because your heart tells ya it's the right thing to do...

Skwisgaar:
Gots to listen to your hearts...

Toki:
Now signs us up! Naked ladies, oh wowie!

Pickles:
It's unanimous!