Metalocalypse, Season 1

[The band, sans Nathan, at practice.]

Skwisgaar:
I'ms gettings worrieds. United States Pornography Awards in two days and Nathan hasn't been to rehearsal.

Murderface:
That's ladies for you, they rob you of your very essence! They're SOUL MURDERERS!

Skwisgaar:
They're not goods enough for hims! I hates her! Yets... I would totally do's her.

Toki:
Yeah, me too. So strange, is this mind of men...

Skwisgaar:
[philosophically] Yeah, my little friend... we are... so evolved, yet out animalistic inskinks always remind us of who we really are.

Toki:
[conclusively] Mens are the beasts... and womens... the demons of the nights...