Metalocalypse, Season 1

Nathan's Character:
Blood. An ocean of blood. I wondered how many blood drops of blood there are in this blood ocean. I wondered how much is in... in a drop. I wondered, how I - let's just say there are possibly...

Murderface's Character, a police officer:
I am just a cop. A cop who happens to be a serial killer. How did I get here in this blood ocean? I guess it all started a long time ago, far away from here...

Skwisgaar's Character, a Space Viking:
[a voice over] Our planet is in search of blood. It will have to be a whole ocean of blood.

Skwisgaar:
Whats the hells, that isn't hows I sound!

Pickles Character:
[in a very high voice; sounds like he is either drunk or high] I'm torn between my evil desires and the quest for justice in earth -

Nathan's Character:
...Take this, and multiply by the volume of the water in the ocean, 'cause it's blood, a blood ocean, and the water... I found, I found it out, there's trillions of gallons -