Metalocalypse, Season 2

Ofdensen:
It should be clear at this point that Toki is concerned about his role in the band.

Nathan:
What do you mean? He's, he's the rhythm guitar player, am I right?

Ofdensen:
Yes, he, is, but he's been complaining that he doesn't get enough spotlight. And it's become apparent, uh, in the media. Take a look at that. [throws magazine down that reads "Will Toki go to War for More Notes?"]

Pickles:
What does he care? He don't even practice or nothin'. He doesn't write. He just shows up. That guy doesn't do anything!

Nathan:
HEY! He makes sandwiches alright?

William:
I make sandwiches.

Nathan:
WHOA! THAT GUY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!

Ofdensen:
Well, uh, he is a band member, so try to, be nice to him.

William:
[contemptuously] HEY HEY! Why don't you just uhhh, why don't you just get out of here and let the big boys deal with this one. Or maybe just write it down in that stupid little book, you know, you file away with all receipts for your lollipops and your pretzels, idiot.

Ofdensen:
[offended] Uhh... excuse me?

William:
I'm just messing with you, man! [snickers]

Ofdensen:
You uh, sure about that?

William:
[ingenuinely]] Yeah, just pallin' around. Just being a little dick, you know.

Ofdensen:
Fine then, good day. [leaves]

Pickles:
Wow you are a DICK!

Nathan:
Yeah you've got it down to a science!

William:
You notice how I'm not mad. He gets mad. That's being a dick.

Nathan:
It's amazing just to be able to manipulate like that. Wow! What a gift!

Pickles:
How do you just turn it on like that?

William:
Well, it, it takes years boys. I mean- Pickles, you got something on your shirt right there. [puts a finger on his shirt]

Pickles:
I do? [looks down and William punches him]

William:
Blammo!

Pickles:
...Ow.

Nathan:
Whoa...what a dick.