Metalocalypse, Season 2

Toki:
Thanks you. And nows, I demonstrates the name of the string. Dis one i-is an E. And uh, Dere's another E, heres, and the G, and the P, and the C. Those are what's called, the fret. [gets nervous] Dat's, Dat's not a string, but its, its near the string and- uh, nevermind dat, lets..play the scale, dat's the major scales on the guitars, string, [heart beats faster.] No! I can'ts dos this!

Guitar Teacher:
What? What's wrong?

Toki:
Can'ts do this anymore master, I can'ts take more piano lessons!

Guitar Teacher:
You mean guitar?

Toki:
Whatever! I just wish I could be...[cries]

Guitar Teacher:
Shhhhh…shhh. It's just as well. I'm dying boy. I'm dying. [coughs]

Skwisgaar:
Toki! Stop! I wants yous to have this. Dis is ans importance to you. Dat you have, a magical things with dat guys right there, and I now know, dat you never gots good at guitars. So, its ok for you to have dis relations-ips.

Nathan:
[from a balcony] HEY! OVER HERE! I'M SORRY! I KNOW IT WAS WRONG TO HAVE MANIPULATED YOU! IF I COULD TAKE IT BACK I WOULD! I WAS WRONG!

Toki:
Skwisgaar! Yous were afraids that I was better than you?

Pickles:
[also from a balcony] STOP! OVER HERE! DON'T QUIT THE BAND TOKI! I'M SORRY! I SHOULDN'T HAVE MANIPULATED THE SITUATION!

Nathan:
HEY! PICKLES OVER HERE!

Pickles:
YEAH!?

Nathan:
IT'S NATHAN! UM I ALREADY SAID ALL THAT STUFF, LIKE, ALREADY.

Pickles:
YOU DID!?

Skwisgaar:
Yes Toki. Deh bands needs you. Even thoughs you don'ts do nothing.

William:
[also from a balcony] STOOOOP! I'M SORRY! SORRY ABOUT BEING A DICK BUT SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO SUPPRESS THE URGE OF RUINING OTHER PEOPLES LIVES! WHY DOESN'T EVERY ONE OF YOU JUST GO KILL YOURSELF, IDIOTS! I'M SORRY I'M JUST BEING A DICK!

Toki:
Wowee. You really are...my family.

Guitar Teacher:
Boy...I just wanna say one thing before I go. I love you boy. [coughs] I...love...yee- [dies]