Metalocalypse, Season 2

Ofdensen:
Ah, listen I don't think its a great idea for you guys to get to close to your doubles.

Skwisgarr:
Why can't we have friends all of the sudden?

Ofdensen:
You can. You just can't have them as friends.

Skwisgarr:
Ohhh. He admits it sees. He's a tyrants sees.

Ofdensen:
Do you understand the purpose of having doubles?

Nathan:
Yeah, I'll take this one guys. A double is like having the best friend you've had in your whole life. A double listens to you when no one in this crazy world will. A double is like having a child and watching him grow up and feeling that feeling of pride and unyielding trust that no one else can ever give you.

Ofdensen:
They exist to so that if someone tries to kill you they will be killed instead.

Nathan:
Whoa what? I mean just thinking of those us as dead, I mean I'm going to cry I might seriously cry about that.

Ofdensen:
That's why you don't get emotionally attached Nathan.

Nathan:
Hey where did my me go?