Metalocalypse, Season 2

Murderface:
My god, how can you eat that?!

Pickles:
(Mouthful) What are you talking about? This is a hot dog.

Murderface:
How can you even put that in your mouth?

Pickles:
Are you trying to tell me you've never had a hot dog?

Murderface:
No.

Pickles:
Never, never?

Murderface:
No way, I ain't putting anything shaped like that in my mouth!

Toki:
What about Banana?

Murderface:
No.

Nathan:
What about sausage?

Murderface:
No, not sausage!

Skwisgaar:
What about that sausage, that was cut up into little pieces?

Murderface:
Uh no, cause it looks- it's like a chopped up cock.

Nathan:
What about like a sandwich?

Murderface:
A flat one?

Nathan:
Yeah.

Murderface:
Yeah, if it were a flat sandwich.

Nathan:
Okay, what about a sandwich shapped like a dick?

Murderface:
NO, that's the point! What kind of sandwiches are shaped like dicks?!

Nathan:
(Chuckling) I don't know, like -

Murderface:
A hot dog? NO!

Pickles:
Man, you think about penises in mouths all the time, don't you?

Murderface:
SHUT UP!!! GOD!

Pickles:
Well you do!

Murderface:
Oh God, give me my wipes!

Pickles:
Well you did, yeah. Yeah you said- you said "Penis in mouth" about a hundred times today.

Murderface:
No, because it was like "Oh, you've never had a hot dog". I just wanted to say "No", and it would be fine. And then "Oh, what about this and what about that" and "No it's like a dick and no it's like a dick". You guys do it all!

Nathan:
Wow, you really keep thinking about dick all day long.

Toki:
Yeah, you do. You keeps bringing up the subject.

Murderface:
YOU BRING IT UP! I just said I don't! No, I wanted it over. GOD!

Skwisgaar:
I would eat the hot dogs. (Short Pause) Just putting it out there.