Metalocalypse, Season 2

Nathan:
Yeah, uh...you know, you also said that you're the Dethklok song writer.

Murderface:
(clearly pleased with himself) Did I? I, eh, I don't remember.

Nathan:
Yeah...you did. And you've never written anything, ever.

Murderface:
What about Planet Piss?

Nathan:
First of all, that's not Dethklok.

Pickles:
You never even completed one song, neither.

Murderface:
That's not to say I'm not capable of writing a song!

Nathan:
(getting angry) In this case, it is to say you're not capable!

Murderface:
I could have written any Dethklok song, I coulda written any of 'em!

Nathan:
But you didn't write any-- but you didn't, though!

Murderface:
But I could have!

Nathan:
But you didn't!