Metalocalypse, Season 2

Murderface:
BUT I COULD HAVE!

Nathan:
Well, I could've invented the, uh, the floor, you know, but I didn't!

Murderface:
But that doesn't mean you shouldn't get credit for inventing the floor!

Nathan:
(babbling) That should mean that I don't get credit for it!

Murderface:
Wait a minute, what about the bass-lines, I wrote all the bass-lines! (nudges Pickles, who looks annoyed)

Skwissgar:
You didn'ts write no bass-lines, I figures them out for you and shows them to you!

Murderface:
Oh, yeah, that is--

Nathan:
You know, I'd like to hear you try to write one song!

Murderface:
You-- you'd like to hear me try to write one song?!

Nathan:
Yeah, it, it has to be a complete song!

Murderface:
You'd like to hear me write one complete song?!

Nathan:
Yeah!

Murderface:
You, get outta--

Pickles:
You're not gonna do it!

Murderface:
OH YES I WILL, BECAUSE I HAVE THIS, SMARTASS, HAHA! (holds up a book called 'Song Writing')