Metalocalypse, Season 2

Murderface:
Oh, it's like a Nascar...type...theatrical...hybrid event! With cars!

Ofdensen:
So it's a car race?

Murderface:
Yeah!

Ofdensen:
I'm confused, you want to do a car race?

Murderface:
Yeah....well- but no! Not just a car race, a car event! It's like Medeival times...

Ofdensen:
Okay, so there's like knights, and horses, and jousting-

Murderface:
No! Well, maybe, maybe! But-...guys help me out here...

Pickles:
[reading a newspaper] I'll help you out...Murdeface is trying to tell you...his idea....about....you know...whatever...

Murderface:
Thank you Pickles.

Ofdensen:
What does this have to do with Dethklok?

Pickles:
We are Dethklok!

Murderface:
I'm in Dethklok!

Pickles:
I'm Pickles the drummer

Nathan:
I'm Nathan Explosion, from Dethklok

Pickles:
I'm Pickles the drummer from Dethklok it's me telling it to you.

Ofdensen:
I know! But what does this have to do with the music?

Murderface:
Who cares about the music?!

Ofdensen:
Well your audience cares-

Murderface:
Well, f*** the audience, FUCK THEM!

Ofdensen:
Are you guys truly on board with this idea?

Nathan:
[short pause] Yeah, I could take it or leave it.

Pickles:
Me too.

Ofdensen:
Good day then. [leaves]

Murderface:
Fine. Motherf***ing fine! It's my time to shine and you're jealous! Nothing can stop me from producing the world's greatest...Nascar-type theatrical hybrid event the world's ever seen! [Nathan and Pickles give Murderface no attention whatsoever] Oh, f***.