Metalocalypse, Season 2

Ofdensen:
Alright, so you all know we are in the middle of building a hospital for the victims of this, uh, public relations disaster.

Nathan:
Oh god, that's pandering!

Murderface:
Pandering!

Ofdensen:
Well I don't see it as pandering, it's a hospital for horribly injured victims of, uh, these explosions.

Skwisgaar:
Hey! Thats not ours faults, we didn'ts do that!

Ofdensen:
Well, they are your fans, and they, uh, have been badly injured, some killed, uh, trying to buy your, uh, collectible coffee cups. Maybe you could show a little compassion.

Murderface:
Compassion?!?

Nathan:
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no! I got no sympathy for anyone! I got one of these darn summer colds. I mean, where is my benefit concert? I mean is there anything worse?

Murderface:
See that's something you have compassion for, summer cold. You can relate, you can relate to, see you can't relate to your arms being blown off! You can't!

Ofdensen:
Well, uh, maybe being blown to bits is worse then a summer cold?

Nathan:
Oh come on...

Skwisgaar:
Mr. Robotos whens dids yous comes so carings about stuffs? Ares yous drunks or somethings?

Ofdensen:
No i'm not drunk, I'm just, uh, trying to, you know, repair your image.

Murderface:
Repair our image with health care!?

Nathen:
(mumble)

Toki:
Why's we's gots to spends our hard earnds money on medical stuff for peoples we don't even know.

Nathan:
Oh god this mother f***ing eye gouging cock sucking mother f***ing summer cold. Its driving me crazy over here!