Metalocalypse, Season 2

Nathan:
What do you want like a shot or whatever?

Skwisgaar:
Yeah, whatsevers gets us drunks the fastest.

Nathan:
[to the guys behind the counter] You, hey you! Right there, vodka, two doubles.

Skwisgaar:
Gives to us deh bottles.

Nathan:
...'cause we got lots of cash.

Clerk 1:
Fellas, it doesn't actually work that wan, man.

Clerk 2:
Not that way man.

Clerk 1:
But I'll tell you what. [whispering] You guys like shots?

Nathan:
Uh, yeah sure fine.

Clerk 2:
How 'bout this guys? How about a totally cool shot of ice-cold mountain water?

Clerk 1:
Oooh.

Clerk 2:
Chilled with, cucumber slices?

Clerk 1:
Or maybe you're feeling zazzy? How 'bout some of this, sparkling cherry-applesauce drink?

Clerk 2:
How 'bout you,Tonto? You look like you have a taste for things south of the border. You like margaritas?

Nathan:
[muttered] Uh-huh.

Clerk 1:
I think that's a yes!

Clerk 2:
If you love margaritas, why not try some...lemonade?

Nathan:
This is bullshit! Don't f*** with us! You got alcohol?

Clerk 1:
We have something better!

Nathan:
What would that be?

Clerk 2:
An apple, God's alcohol.

Nathan:
[leans over the counter and starts beckoning them] Hey could you come here really quickly? Both of you come here, I just wanna tell you something...

Clerk 2:
[both clerks lean over the counter] I'm right here.

Clerk 1:
What's going on?

Nathan:
I just wanna tell you something...

Clerk 2:
Closer?

Nathan:
Yeah, a little bit, little bit closer.