Metalocalypse, Season 3

[Murderface and Knubbler are sitting on the couch in a skit]

Knubbler:
Looks like another wonderful, but lonely Christmas Eve with just you and me, right old pal?

Murderface:
Yup. Looks like the two of us, again.

[doorbell rings]

Knubbler:
Oh I guess you know what that sound means...

Murderface:
Oh, the Christmas goose is finished getting microwaved?

[studio laughter]

knubbler:
Noooo. It means we have some guests!

[door opens and Dethklok's mothers enter the scene very drunk d espite Dethklok locking all the booze away.]

Stella:
Well hellooooo....

Knubbler:
It's Dethklok's mothers!

Murderface:
[aggravated] And they've been drinking! Yeah, uh take your time staggering in. Like this ain't live TV or anything.

Knubbler:
Yes, who would have thought that Dethklok would have mothers? Ha ha...yes...

[doorbell rings]

Murderface:
I'll get it! Wouldn't it be great if it was more friendly guests?

opens the door to see Nathan Explosion, who punches Murderface in his face]

Nathan:
Why didn't you tell me that this thing was being sponsored by religion? That's not f***ing cool dude. [enters]

[Murderface laughs nervously]

Knubbler:
Hey watch the F-bombs all right? This...was written, this was written...

[doorbell rings; Dr. Rockso enters]

Dr. Rockso:
Oh-k-k-k-k-k-Rockso! Made his way onto the lot with the Christmas party baby!

Toki:
[enraged] Oh Rockso, you f***ing piece of shits! You stole the Christmas presents! I FUCKING KILLS YOU ROCKSO!!!

Stella:
Out of my way, here it comes! [crashes her Rascal into a big wooden cross, crushing both her and Toki]

Toki:
AAAAAH!! OW, MY LEG!!! AAAH! TOKI'S LEG!!! [screams and babbles in agony]

Pickles:
Dude, we need a doctor over here!

Stella:
Heeeelp! Heeeelp!

Pickles:
Dude, we need a f***ing doctor over here!

Nathan:
Murderface, I think you grandma's, like, hurt or something, you should help her.

Murderface:
Can't you just let me enjoy this moment?