Metalocalypse, Season 3

Charles:
So, uh, I think we should,uh, be a little sensitive towards Skwisgaar, he's going through a lot, you know, uh... He's started searching for his biological father so... maybe we should show a little bit of affection towards him.

Toki:
Ha ha! That's-that's gays...

Nathan:
Oh man, don't say "showing affection" and expect us to f***ing react.

Charles:
Okay, well guys listen, I mean think about it. Skwisgaar never had a father, alright?

Toki:
So? My dads just died!

[flashback to the traumatic death of Toki's father under the ice]

[present]

Toki:
.... [smiles] And I'm totally cools with it!

Charles:
Guys, I'm saying he never even had-

Muderface:
My father's dead and I'm totally fine!

[flashback to baby Murderface witnessing his father's murder/suicide]

[present]

Murderface:
.... I love that my dad's dead.

Pickles:
Look, I got no relationship with my dad, other than I hate him, y'know?

[flashback to teenage Pickles ready to run away, his father looking at him hatefully]

Calvert:
Get out of here, you belong in a garbage can!

[Pickles glares and looks ready to cry]

[present]

Pickles:
Y'know I realized the other day that I don't even know his first name. And I'm proud, I'm proud to know that I don't know that.

Charles:
All right, I get it, fine, you're all without fathers, all right-

Nathan:
I'm not... [smiles] I f***ing love my dad.

[Flashback to Nathan and his father going fishing, racing go-carts, and playing Scrabble, enjoying each others company.]

Nathan:
My dad's f***ing awesome.