Metalocalypse, Season 3

eLadyMates Consultant:
Mr. Wartooth, our company is very serious about finding their clients a life-ladymate partner.

Toki:
Life-ladymates partner.

Consultant:
Yes. We're confident that our matching system is so solid that we give a 100% guarantee.

Toki:
Well, that ams some impressive numbers, buts I'm lookings not onlys for a friends but also a companions and the mothers to my childrens.

Consultant:
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem.

Toki:
....That's it?

Consultant:
Yes, sir.

Toki:
Huh.

Consultant:
We can pinpoint your future ladymate partner's fertility to the second.

Murderface:
Not to brag, but I can pinpoint my fertility, too. All I need is some lotion and a little DSL-quality internet and some napkins. [Toki looks mortified and the consultant shocked] I'm kidding, of course! Keep going.

Toki:
I tolds you you could comes in if you didn'ts ruins my meeting.

Murderface:
I think I'm enhancing the meeting. [Toki covers his eyes with his hand in embarrassment] Look, sir, I just want to meet like a hundred girls and f*** the bajeesus out of them. So, uh, can we set up an account here or something?

Consultant:
We don't do that here. This is for lifemates.

Murderface:
Damn! This is not gonna be easy.

Toki:
Just waits in the f***ing lobby!

Murderface:
Sorry! Gaaaah! [to consultant] You better find this guy some pussy because he is really-

Toki:
WILL YOU FUCKINGS GETS OUT OF HERE?!?!