Metalocalypse, Season 3

Nathan:
So this girl wants to get it on with you?

Toki:
Yeahs, the 15ths.

Nathan:
Why is that important?

Toki:
That's when she says she ams ovulatings and that's the chances are highs for whats to be pregnants.

Pickles:
So she wants to have planned sex with you.

Nathan:
Sex designed to procreate? Ugh! F***ing gross.

Pickles:
You can't tell me when to have a boner! That's my business!

Toki:
And you knows what else? [brings up Caroline's photo on his Dethphone] This is what she looks like!

Nathan:
Ohhh boy...

Toki:
She looks like a gorilla whats been shaved!!!

Pickles:
Yeah, well, your in the hot seat. Look, you want some advice, I got some for you, alright? When the 15th comes, you just gotta listen. Alright?

Toki:
Listens?

Pickles:
You need listen to your dick Toki. Your dick will tell you exactly what you need to do, alright? Listen to your dick.

Nathan:
Yeah, listen to your dick.

Toki:
Listens to my dick!

Nathan:
And also, don't ever get into a room that you can't get out of.