Metalocalypse, Season 3

Pickles:
What am I supposed to do without booze? It's my whole life.

Nathan:
You could try eating an apple. You can always eat an apple...instead of drinking.

Skwisgaar:
You cans try, instead of doings drugs, jackings off while yous chokes yourselfs with a leather belts around your throats, close to the points of death.

Nathan:
Yeah, that's a natural high.

Murderface:
Yeah, that's good clean fun. I do it every morning.

Charles:
Okay, guys. I really, really don't want to promote auto-erotic asphyxiation, okay?

Murderface:
God! Live a little bit, Grandma!

Charles:
I'm trying... it's an embarrassing death. You always have to color it differently in the media.

Murderface:
I think it's an awesome death.

Nathan:
F***ing bad-ass death.

Toki:
Yeah, it's better than blowing up in the space shuttle.