Metalocalypse, Season 3

Ofdensen:
I'm trying to solve the Israeli-Syrian issue with the U.N. right now and-

Nathan:
Hey! It's Nathan! He hit me too! And he keeps on hitting all of us!

Ofdensen:
Well uh, maybe if you-

Murderface:
Hey! Hey!

Ofdensen:
Mhmm?

Murderface:
It's William.

Ofdensen:
Yes.

Murderface:
I was just standing there, and Toki walks up and slaps me hard, REALLY HARD on the back! And I didn't do ANYTHING to provoke him!

Skwisgaar:
No neithers did any ofs us! And now I gots a f***ings welts all over my arms.

Ofdensen:
Okay well listen-

Murderface:
AND THE TV NEWS CALLED ME FAT!

Ofdensen:
Okay. Guys?

Murderface:
Y-yes?

Ofdensen:
I'm really busy right now. In the mean time, try to tell Toki, that you don't appreciate being hit.

Nathan:
YOU TELL HIM! He won't listen to us! We know he won't!

Murderface:
No he won't! You have to do it!

Ofdensen If I get home before dinner, I'll talk to him, okay? I just- I can't do it right now, I'm in the-

Pickles:
NO! NOW!

Murderface:
We're watching you on TV! We'll know if you don't!

Nathan:
Yeah, you're on C-SPAN!

Pickles:
You're not doing it!

Ofdensen:
Uh, my apologies ladies and gentlemen of the United Nations, I uh, have to uh...make a quick phone call. Toki. [clears throat] [phone ringing] Uhh, hello, Toki, uh-

Toki's Answering Machine:
Hi! You've reached the phones of Toki Wartooths. I'm not homes right now, but listens very carefullys to these followings instructions! After you hears a beep, please leaves detaileds message, on whos you are, and whats you lieks to talks to Toki Wartooths abo- [beep]