Metalocalypse, Season 4

Stampingston:
Gentlemen, Dethklok has returned back to Earth and is on the verge of releasing a new record. General Crozier?

Crozier:
In addition, Nathan Explosion has begun dating a fan.

Orlaag:
Historically, dating a fan has proven to be catastrophic.

Stampingston:
Yes. Here to speak more is Nathan Explosion Romance expert, Dr. Tormanbin McMildidindindin. Dr. McMildidindindin?

Dr. Tormanbin McMildidindindin:
Nathan Explosion is cursed by love! In this case he is involved in the worst relationship known to mankind; he's begun seriously dating one of his wretched, mindless, fans. A lactic pathetic attempt to avoid intimacy. These fan elastic pretend relationships have the illusion of working, but when the celebrity wants out, the results can be quite dangerous.