Metalocalypse, Season 4

Nathan:
Getting better, getting warmer]

Murderface:
...in confidence.

Klokateer:
Is that adequate, sire?

Murderface:
FUCK OFF! [klokateer leaves]

Klokateer:
Y-yes sire.

Murderface:
[in jolly mood] Heh-hey, Nathan, pal! Good 'ole Nathan, aw man, look at those shoulders, Captain of the ship! What's happening man? [pause] Nathan, I want you to look at me. Are you looking at me?

Nathan:
[trying to ignore him] Kind of.

Murderface:
[in dramatic mood] I'm gonna tell you a sad tale.

Nathan:
Oh God...

Murderface:
Imagine a child, so horrific looking...

Nathan:
Uh huh...

Murderface:
That he drove his parents to murder-suicide.

Nathan:
Yeah, you right?

Murderface:
Well- uh...Imagine a man...with so little self esteem...

Nathan:
You.

Murderface:
...that he looks...and acts like me!

Nathan:
You.

Murderface:
Well that man is me!

Nathan:
Well glad that we uh...had this little chat. See you later...

Murderface:
You're just not getting it. Listen to me-

Nathan:
YOU WANNA BORROW SOME MONEY, JUST SAY IT!!

Murderface:
Yes I wanna borrow some money, but-

Nathan:
I'll give you anything just to get you away from me, all right?

Murderface:
I won't forget this pal! I'm having some work done down in Tijuana, shhh don't tell the others, it's our secret, you know because it's uh, cost effective-

Nathan:
GET OUT OF HERE!!!