Metalocalypse, Season 4

Nathan:
Excuse me, excuse me, can I have everyone's attention, I just wanna say a few things.

Ofdensen:
Oh God, please...please God...

Nathan:
I have a secret to reveal, I uh...there's been a bit of an inter-office relationship going on and uh...Abigail...and myself...are an item. [applause but Abigail looks shocked] I just wanted to announce that, thank you everyone, thank you. You're beautiful!

Pickles:
[enraged, smashes his wine glass] NO! No no no! You cannot have this too! You greedy, fat asshole! You f***! Y-y-you destroy the record! You f***ing take everything you see! [grabs dinner plates and smashes them] And you take, and you take! [Murderface, drunk walks over]

Murderface:
Hey, hey, hey!

Pickles:
Get off of me! Get off of me!

Murderface:
What are you gonna do, hit me?! [immediately punched by Pickles] AHHHHH! It's not supposed to happen!

Pickles:
Goddammit...I'm f***ed. I'm f***ing f***ed over here. I got nothing...so I'm gonna f***ing take myself the f*** outta here. I f***ing quit. I f***ing quit!