Metalocalypse, Season 4

Nathan:
[at an audition for his new band, the drummer is doing a Metal beat] Stop, stop listen! It sounds like you're trying to sound like Dethklok, all right? That's- You're missing the point!

Dick:
Yeah, guys, we're trying to get away, from the Dethklok sound, we're moving on. Get it? Nathan why don't you explain a little more about that.

Nathan:
Uhh...okay y-yeah.

Skwisgaar:
Explains the sounds a bit...to them.

Nathan:
Uhh, it's gotta be umm, what are we talking about how it's sounds...

Skwisgaar:
Measurables, hows to be extra sounds...

Nathan:
Extra...it has to be more than...

Skwisgaar:
It has to be, you know, more dans the...

Nathan:
Yeah, but with less! But with less. Yeah.

Skwisgaar:
Dat's the idea. So do dats.

Nathan:
There's no other way to explain it other than- I hope you were listening, 'cause that's not gonna happen again!

'Skwisgaar:
Yeah.

Nathan:
All right, ready? [drummer goes again, with a bit more variety] One, two- NOPE! NOPE! YES! Yes, yes-Nope. Okay thank you, you're done. [drummer stops playing] What am I doing wrong here?!

Dick:
Between you and me, I don't think they get it. You know, you may need some studio ringers.

Nathan:
Session guys?

Dick:
Yeah, session guys, hot shots, they just, they'll give you what you want, and all I gotta do is give them a ringy-ding. You say go and I will.

Nathan:
Oh, I don't know. What do you think?

Skwisgaar:
I uhhh, was not listenings...to what....you two saids...

Nathan:
All right, let's do it.

Skwisgaar:
Yeah.

Dick:
Let's send these jerks home.

Skwisgaar:
[to entire audition line] GO HOMES DING DONGS!