Miami Vice, Season 2

Crockett:
Okay Tommy, what's the story this time?

Tommy:
Sonny boy, are you familiar with the expression.. "A carburetor is like a good woman"?

Crockett:
Tommy.

Tommy:
A carburetor is like a good woman, because if you don't make constant delicate adjustments, she'll choke you to death. I adjusted your carbs and I did some other stuff, and the ticket's on the front seat.

Crockett:
Wait a minute. What other stuff?

Tommy:
Sonny, when did I ever, ever, ever overcharge you?

Crockett:
How the hell should I know? You're the only one that works on this car!

Tommy:
I'm the best, Sonny, it's a fact.

Crockett:
Tommy? You rang? $600?

Tommy:
You want to know something, Crockett? Not if it's gonna cost me another $600. I'm doing pretty much the same work on this car here, but this car belongs to a rich lawyer. I'm charging him more. Fair, but more. And if you tell him, I'll kill you.