The Mindy Project, Season 1

Jeremy:
Leave her alone, Danny. She's had a rough night.

Danny:
Whose fault is that?

Jeremy:
Everyone loses it at weddings, they're designed to exploit our sentimental side.

Mindy:
Thank you. I agree with that.

Jeremy:
I can't recall a wedding where I didn't end up in the arms of some woman I met that night, and not because she was vulnerable, because I was.

Danny:
You know, I used to think that sex addiction was made up by male celebrities, but now I think it's real.

Jeremy:
That's not cool. Yes. Yeah, I love sex. I do it a lot, I do it well, but I'm not addicted to it. I'm addicted to attention.

Mindy:
That is so interesting.

Danny:
Listen, I'm all for lonely people making connections, but this is the doctors lounge, not the wooded area behind the highway rest stop, all right? I mean really, guys! I hate that I can't read the newspaper in here anymore.

Jeremy:
Yeah, we get it, Danny. You read the newspaper, you're so much smarter than us.

Mindy:
We get it, Danny, you're so much smarter than us.

Danny:
I am though, I'm smarter than you.