The Mindy Project, Season 1

Mindy:
Hey, you two. Quick question. Do you care about my career and want me to succeed?

Betsy:
More than anything in the world.

Mindy:
Okay, well if that is the case, why are you sending me non-English speaking, pregnant, immigrants with no health insurance, with literally burkahs and stuff?

Shuana:
I thought she might be rich with oil money.

Mindy:
Well, she wasn't. She was poor with nothing money.

Shuana:
Well, why wouldn't you just tell her no?

Mindy:
Because I am not good at saying no. Okay? One time I left a flea market with a samurai sword. I just need a different kind of patient.

Betsy:
More white patients, done. [starts writing it down]

Mindy:
Well don't write that. [whispers] But yes.