The Mindy Project, Season 1

Shauna:
[on the phone] Hey, Carlo, it's Shauna. I need to add a plus one at the club on Friday night. It's my boss, sort of a make-a-wish thing. Ciao. [hangs up]

Morgan:
Shauna, are you going to a club with Dr. L?

Shuana:
Oh, you can't come, Morgan.

Morgan:
Look, you need me to come. I have these amazing pills.

Shuana:
Oh, God.

Morgan:
Hold on. If you put one in your drink, it counteracts the effect of a roofie. The only problem is, if you're not already roofied, the pills have very roofie-like side effects.

Danny:
So basically, your pill's a roofie.

Morgan:
No! Why does everyone say that? It roofies the roofie.