Modern Family, Season 1

Phil:
[To Haley] Boy, things with your mom got pretty intense down there, all like east coast - west coast, you feel me? [Cut to Phil by himself talking to the camera] Act like a parent, talk like a peer. I call it "peerenting". I learned it from my own dad who used to walk into my room and say, "What's up sweat-hog?" [Cut back to Phil and Haley] Honey, I would love to let you go to the concert. Are you kidding me, I think concerts are rad? Hello, I was a hall-raiser!

Haley:
A what?

Phil:
I followed Hall & Oates around the country one summer. "Rich Girl" just spoke to me; I was dating this girl - not dating, I guess I was following her too, kind of.