Modern Family, Season 1

Alex:
[Enters the car] Hey mom-

Claire:
That was 20 minutes.

Alex:
Ergh, mom, I am so, so sorry. I know it's no excuse but I've been feeling a lot of pressure at school, you know, with friends, and I love you so much and I appreciate everything you do for me... I'm still your little girl.

Claire:
Oh honey, why so sweet?

Alex:
Can I get twenty dollars? A bunch of us are going to a movie and we're going to get something to eat afterwards. Jenna's brother is going to take us home.

Claire:
Okay! Of course, sweetie, you know what? Take forty!

Alex:
Oh my gosh!

Claire:
Yeah, that's right!

Alex:
Thanks mom!

Claire:
Go on, have a great time!

[Alex leaves the car smiling, running to friends]

Claire:
[Yelling to Alex from a distance] Oh, Alex, honey! When you're out shopping, you might want to pick up yourself a training bra! I know you don't need one now but your little boobies are going to come in soon! Mummy loves you, kitten! [Mumbling] Teach her to screw with me.