Modern Family, Season 1

Cameron:
Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight, it's very stressful.

Mitchell:
Yeah, last year I flew back from New York next to a baby who was very upset the entire flight, and it was hell.

Cameron:
I was on the flight with you, I don't recall - oh, I get it, you're talking about me, that's very funny.

Mitchell:
Yeah, we couldn't get tickets to Billy Elliot.

Cameron:
[Getting very emotional] All he wanted to do was dance, and that's my story.

Mitchell:
Five hours of this.

Cameron:
[In a bold, thick Geordie accent] I just wanted to dance at the ballet!