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Modern Family, Season 2

Modern Family (2009-present) is an American comedy series created by Christopher Lloyd that follows three related, fictional families: a traditional family led by Phil and Claire Dunphy; Gloria and Jay Pritchett, a May-December couple; and Mitchell … more »

Claire:
[to Jay] Gloria is right. You being emotionally closed off makes it very difficult for your children to show affection.

Jay:
Really?

Claire:
Yes.

Jay:
You have trouble showing affection in public places?

Claire:
Yes.

Jay:
You?

Claire:
[changes tone] Yes.

Jay:
Was that before or after you were delivered to my door wearing nothing but your underwear and a police blanket?

[The kids walk in]

Haley:
Oh my god, what?!

Alex:
You were arrested?

Luke:
Awesome!

Claire:
Not awesome! And I wasn't arrested. Your grandfather was just telling a joke.

Jay:
: It was just a joke. [whispers to Claire] I got a million of 'em.

Claire:
Dad...

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