Modern Family, Season 2

Gloria:
Jay, what are you wearing? You can't go to church like that.

Jay:
Well, that settles it then. I'm going golfing.

Gloria:
You're gonna miss church again? Last Sunday, you said that you had to go the office. The week before, you had breakfast with a friend.

Manny And before that, you thought you had a cold that turned out not to be a cold.

Jay:
Because I babied it.

Gloria:
You don't have to convince us. You have to convince Him.

Jay:
Who, God? Me and God are good.

Gloria:
How would you know?

Jay:
Look, you feel God in church, which is great. I feel God out in nature, amongst his works.

Gloria:
Are you gonna go to church next week?

Jay:
We'll see.

Gloria:
I know what "we'll see" means. If you're done with church, just say it.

Jay:
I'm done with church.

Gloria:
Don't say that!