Modern Family, Season 2

Claire:
[Talking about her ex-boyfriend] Every time he opens his mouth, I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.

Mitchell:
You know, I never liked that guy. He used to always put me in a headlock. It is amazing, the freaks we used to date.

[Cameron leaps out from the dining room, dressed as Fizbo, in a court jester costume]

Cameron:
[in a faux Cockney accent] 'Ello, guv'nor!

Mitchell:
[In disbelief] I gotta jump. [hangs up] Alright... Let's hear it.

Cameron:
Sir Fizbolot, royal court jester, at your service. I understand there's a little princess who's in need of a jolly good time!

Mitchell:
[copying his faux Cockney accent] No!

Cameron:
Your 'ighness said that the clown doesn't fit the princess theme, but methinks that a court jester is right as rain!

Mitchell:
There goes the theory that an English accent makes everyone sound smart.