Modern Family, Season 3

Haley:
Saying nothing is not lying, okay? It's just letting the truth speak for itself.

Alex:
This is not the time for moral equivocation.

Haley:
Okay, I don't know what that means, and also, don't tell me.

Alex:
You're the one who's going to lose her driving privileges. I don't know why you're so calm.

Haley:
All we have to do is keep it from mom until she goes to the store. Then, when she sees it, she'll assume that it happened there, which it did. So it's not really lying.

Alex:
Listen to you! Are you gonna be a career criminal?

Haley:
[scoffs] Oh, you sound like mom. I don't know what I'm gonna do after high school!