Modern Family, Season 3

Modern Family (2009-present) is an American comedy series created by Christopher Lloyd that follows three related, fictional families: a traditional family led by Phil and Claire Dunphy; Gloria and Jay Pritchett, a May-December couple; and Mitchell … more »

Phil:
Hey friend. You look like you had a rough day at the office.

Luke:
The stress from my job at the Robot Assassin Factory is too much to take. Aw, shoot me an aspirin, pal.

Phil:
Maybe someday. But until then, try this on for size. The real HeadScratcher features 32 patent pending nogginizers that gently massage your scalp. In a soothing purr of motorized delight.

Luke:
Wow. It feels great, and it looks good too. It's a real life saver.

Phil:
You mean, a real Head Scratcher?

Phil Dunphy, Luke:
Hahahahahahhaha.

Phil:
TM.

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