Monk, Season 1

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[at a press conference] Sidney Teal did not suffer a nervous breakdown. The incident on Harrison Place was, in fact, a crime of passion. We believe that Mr. Teal, was in fact trying to murder Mr. Modine, who was linked romantically at one time with Mr. Teal's wife, Myra. Over the next 10 days, the D.A.'s office is going to decide whether or not they want to press charges against Mr. Modine for filing a false report. Any questions?

Reporter #1:
Captain, is there any news on Fraidy Cop?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
No comment.

Reporter #1:
Captain, there's a story in today's Tribune that says the department knows the identity of Fraidy Cop, but is refusing to release it.

Reporter #2:
Is that true, Captain?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
No comment. [The reporters all clamor for a few moments until Stottlemeyer interrupts] All right. Hey, hey. Hang on. I have another statement, and here it is: The next reporter that asks me about this so-called Fraidy Cop is going to be banned from all press conferences for a year.