Monk, Season 1

Lt. Disher:
Sir, are you ready for this?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
What is this? A game show? Can't you just walk in here and say what you have to say?

Lt. Disher:
The droplets on Willie Nelson's jacket: human blood from the victim.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Well, he said that he leaned over the body. Maybe he got the blood on him then.

Lt. Disher:
The lab is 40% sure they're splatter marks from the actual shooting.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
40%?

Lt. Disher:
What do you think?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Well, I think it's not exactly through the hoop, is it?

Lt. Disher:
Okay, the blood is 40%. Videotape?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Forty-eight percent.

Lt. Disher:
Voice I.D.?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Fifteen percent.

Lt. Disher:
Motive?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Twenty.

Lt. Disher:
Well, that's like 123%. I mean, plus means and opportunity.

[Stottlemeyer sighs]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
All right, bring him in. I have to be crazy. Be plumb out of my mind to arrest Willie Nelson.