Monk, Season 2

Monk:
Used to be. Um... I'm a private consultant now, and, uh... I'm just helping the department with their report.

[takes paper towel, reaches for the coffee pot with the regular coffee, and starts pouring it into the pot with the decaf]

Monk:
Were you all here when Miss Landow died?

First Teacher:
That's right. The students were taking their SATs. We were proctoring the test.

Monk:
So - so you were all together? [looks closely at the pots to make sure they are even]

First Teacher:
No, we were in different classrooms.

Sharona:
Adrian...!

[Monk is not happy with the measurements. So he tries mixing the two pots together while trying to even them out]

Derek Philby:
Excuse me, what are you doing?

Monk:
Oh - um... just making them even.

Derek Philby:
[highly amused at the little display] But you're mixing the regular with the decaf!

Monk:
But they're even.

Derek Philby:
But they're mixed together!

Monk:
But they're - they're even.

Derek Philby:
But they're mixed together.

Monk:
But they're even...

Derek Philby:
But they're mixed together.

Monk:
But they're even...

[changes the subject]