Monk, Season 2

[Monk is trying to use Sharona to reenact the crime scene, but Sharona is getting confused by Monk's directions]

Monk:
You... you enter from the right...

Sharona:
You mean the left. That's stage left.

Monk:
But it's on the right.

Sharona:
But it's stage left. That's what they call it.

[She shrugs at Monk's confusion.]

Sharona:
My sister's an actress!

Monk:
But- but- for the purposes of this recreation, let's just call it what they call it on Planet Earth.

Sharona:
[sardonically] Like you would know.