Monk, Season 2

Sharona:
[answers phone] Hello? No, I'm Sharona, his assistant. Who's this? Hold on, please. [to Monk] Adrian? You have a brother?

[Everyone looks up, surprised. Long pause.]

Monk:
No.

Sharona:
[into phone] I'm sorry, sir, you must have the wrong Adrian Monk.

[She hangs up. Immediately, the phone starts ringing again.]

Monk:
Wait, wait... I might have a brother.

Sharona:
You told me you were an only child.

Monk:
I consider myself an only child. We're not close! He has issues.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[raised eyebrow] Your brother has issues?

Monk:
Don't you people have work to do?! There's a dead woman over there!