Monk, Season 2

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Okay, we've got two short hours until this phone call. Are we ready?

Phone Technician:
Well we're all set, Captain. We've got two tape recorders and we've got the phone company online for an immediate track and trace.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
How long do we need?

Phone Technician:
Well, if it's a landline, we've got 'em. If it's a cell phone...

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Which it will be.

Phone Technician:
...we'll need 45 seconds.

[Julie Parlo finds Stottlemeyer]

Julie Parlo:
Excuse me, Captain Stottlemeyer?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Yep.

Julie Parlo:
Hi, I'm Julie Parlo. Uh, where is the FBI? This is a kidnapping. I happen to be a lawyer, so I know that in a kidnapping situation the FBI has jurisprudence.

Lt. Disher:
That's only true if your grandmother's been taken across the state lines-

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Or if she's been held for more than 24 hours. And I think you meant to say "jurisdiction." What kind of lawyer are you?