Monk, Season 4

[Natalie's cell phone rings while she is talking to Julio Alvarez's boss]

Monk:
Natalie, it's me, Adrian Monk.

Natalie:
Yes, Mr. Monk, we were just talking about you.

Monk:
Natalie, you have to come back here.

Natalie:
I can't right now, Mr. Monk, I'm at the pizzeria talking to the manager.

Monk:
It's Ebola.

Natalie:
Excuse me?

Monk:
I think I have the Ebola virus.

Natalie:
No, Mr. Monk, you do not have the Ebola virus.

Monk:
I'm pretty sure I do, I have all the symptoms, I have the headache, the fever, the massive internal bleeding.

Natalie:
You have massive internal bleeding?

Monk:
Yes, I believe I do, that is my opinion.