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Monk, Season 4

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Capt. Stottlemeyer:
You looking forward to our little party, Alice?

Cpl. Alice Westergren:
Uh, I guess so. How long do these things usually last?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Last year, Karen and I left at about 2:30 AM and Terry - Detective Chasen - was still standing on a table in his boxer shorts singing "Help Me, Rhonda" in Spanish.

Detective Terry Chasen:
That's a lie! I don't speak Spanish!

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Oh yes, you do!

Cpl. Alice Westergren:
Oh, and this came for you. Someone dropped this off at the front desk. [hands Stottlemeyer the bottle of port]

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[reads the card attached to the bottle] "Captain Leland Stottlemeyer." [opens it] "Captain Stottlemeyer, thank you for your business. Eastwood Auto Supply." [turns to Alice] You know what this is, Alice? This is a bribe. Somebody is trying to influence public policy, and I think it might work.

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