Monk, Season 4

Howard "Gordo" Gordon:
Is there any new evidence?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
No. Monk met the killer's mother.

Lt. Disher:
She's a shirt inspector.

Natalie:
She swears he's innocent.

Howard "Gordo" Gordon:
I know. That's the toughest part of the job, the mothers crying and pleading. That's one thing I'm not gonna miss!

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Where are you going?

Howard "Gordo" Gordon:
Didn't you hear? I'm retiring! There's a party for me on Friday if you wanna come.

Lt. Disher:
Cool, absolutely! I'll be there.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
You're retiring? How old are you?

Howard "Gordo" Gordon:
46.

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
[in disbelief] Did you win the lottery?

Howard "Gordo" Gordon:
No, I've been investing. Real estate. [beat] What have you been doing with your savings?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, eating. You know, I think I need to talk to my accountant.

Natalie:
What, you have an accountant?

Capt. Stottlemeyer:
Nope. Gonna have to go find an accountant, then I'm gonna talk to him.