Monk, Season 4

[Randy is questioning security guard Warren Landis about where he was during the robbery]

Warren Landis:
I want to help you guys. I really do, but they've questioned me three times.

Lt. Disher:
It's not just you, Mr. Landis. We're talking to all the guards, cleaning staff, curators; anybody who was at the museum.

Warren Landis:
Yeah, but I haven't been home yet!

Lt. Disher:
And I appreciate that. We just need your official statement, and you're free to go. So for the record, where were you during the robbery?

Warren Landis:
OK, for the tenth time, I was at my station on the main floor. I *never* left. I didn't even go to the bathroom.

Lt. Disher:
And you didn't hear anything unusual?

Warren Landis:
No, sir. I was three floors away.

Lt. Disher:
Okay. [noticing Monk and Natalie] Excuse me for a second. Can I get you something to drink?

[Randy walks over to the cooler where Monk and Natalie are standing]

Lt. Disher:
Monk, Nat.

Monk:
What's going on?

Lt. Disher:
What? You haven't heard? Robbery at the MacMillan Museum. It was big, big! The Alexander Diamond.

Natalie:
Whoa!

Lt. Disher:
I know whoa! Robbery division asked us to help out, so we're taking statements from everybody on site.

Monk:
So you're not arresting him about the drugs?

Lt. Disher:
Uh, no, what drugs?

Monk:
His fingertips are stained. It looks like red phosphorus. You get that from making crystal meth. He's got to have a lab somewhere.

Lt. Disher:
Okay, I'll look into it. [turns to Landis] Excuse me, Mr. Landis. [to Monk and Natalie] If the Captain needs me, I'll be in Interrogation Room B. [Randy leaves with Landis to head to the interrogation room]